Review: Narayana

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Ha….
This is what happens when you’re in Narayana!…
It’s been like…er… let’s see… my last post was in June. and now, its November!….
It just seem to be the half year. Feels like it’d been just yesterday that I have started my long term course!!
And no, Narayana ain’t so sadistic. There are a few exceptions(which none can escape!)…. like our principal!!..
What baffles me is how the time passes…. Six months seem like a week, while a closer look at a week would give a feeling of a month’s time!
Just that I’m not used to all the hustle. The first week!!!… I’m sure I wouldn’t have worked so in a month!!!
Apart from the time ambiguity, and the stuff the “princi guy”(yeah, that’s how I usually refer him to!!), says and DOES(!!!) everything else is going very well… and when I mean well, I really do mean it! 
Talking about my academics, I’ve finally found that I’m not dumb at all. Now that’s a huge boost to my self-image (reminds me of “The Frog and the Nightingale”, by Vikram Seth (if I’m right about the poet :!)!!!)
Initially I had a hard time competing with those who had their days spent in coaching centers the past two years.  But wait!!! I’m no ordinary person… within months I caught up the wind!!… though I’m still struggling, but not at the base. I’ve still got many weak points. And obviously, this course I’ve taken up IS TO resolve them.
Now, talking about the time I spent there, they were horrible!!! Horribly good!!! I like this place only for it helped me find myself. Like a lotus enchanting the marsh!!! Obviously I’m exaggerating! The worst part, you can’t wear anything except FULL PANTS. Now that’s real craziness.
People I’ve found are good. Again, except the princi guy!.. there are some things to know about him. He SUCKS. No, that doesn’t make it. I want something intensified. That idiot, calls people, boys homosexuals, just because they were found listening to music lying on a bed. And the way he trashes people… you’d be so totally “mesmerized”. You’d wonder how famous India would have become, if at all he participated in middle-weights!!!
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Show me his palms not shaking, I’ll join off al-Queda, for sure!!!…
And because he annoys me, I do things to annoy him(of course, with him not knowin it’s me!). I’d not be alive writing this post, if at all he had any idea of where his missing permission pads would go. And forgot to mention this one thing!! We gotta get permission for US to go out. The first time he’d be like “No”. So you explain him why you have to go out. It’d be a big “NO”, again. Then if you really wanna go out, you’ll have to keep all your self-respect aside for the moment and BEG him to let you go. You might get a PROBABLE answer of “Yes”. If not, you suck at convincing people. Then after the princi guy leaves, you call your parents to let you go. With parents’ consent the warden guy (BOTTU), would leave you out. With a broad smile you step out. The next day, it’ll be awaiting ya!! The princi guy’s bashings!!… yeah, the bottu guy wouldn’t just let it go. It has to get to the princi guy’s notice, just because you’re not bottu’s fav!!! And the princi guy woulnt bang everyone. Not the toppers, not the ex-MLA’s son(sorry ra!), and not the “garabhanga penchina koduku”!!
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Amongst all the crappy shit politics, the quest is to find the KEY TO HAPPINESS. And that being, just minding your own business.
P.S.: I so hate to put the logo up on this page 😐  Just to warn people! 😀

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